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Introduction

So you want to name your dog something hilarious? Say no more! We understand that sometimes, you really don't want a deep, meaningful, well-thought out name. Sometimes a funny name is in order, especially because your dog is too adorable for any plain, boring name anyway! This is especially true if your dog has the personality to back it up. If the dog is funny, sneaky, and always getting into trouble, then a funny name is just expected, right? So let's get to it. Here are 60 funny names to choose from, or to at least get those ideas going in your head!

Funny Dog Names in Pop Culture

Funny Dog Name Considerations

When you think of a funny name, do you often think of things that you find funny, or do these names become funny when paired with the dog? For instance, the name Nacho is funny for a dog, but it's just a funny name in general too. Now, the name Pipi isn't funny, but when paired with a tiny, shaky, wiry-haired Chihuahua, it's suddenly chuckle worthy. This is something to consider. Do you want a genuinely funny name, or do you want something that seems ordinary until you look down at the dog? It's funny either way really!

Also, keep in mind that there are many factors to consider. The dog's breed, size, appearance, and personality are great indicators. This type of information can point you in the right direction when it's time to find a name. Whether you want something that hits the nail on the head, or something with a more ironic, or even sarcastic undertone, there's a funny name for you to choose from. Finally, don't rush it. The worst thing you could do is settle on a name and convince yourself that it works, just because you want to get the naming process done. Instead, keep going until you're 100% positive that it's the best choice for your dog!

Male Funny Dog Names

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Piglet
Works if he's especially chunky and sausage-looking
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Piglet
Works if he's especially chunky and sausage-looking
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Potato
If he's short, round, and adorable, he's a potato
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Potato
If he's short, round, and adorable, he's a potato
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Parmesan
If he's full of cheesy antics and he's got a white coat, he's Parmesan
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Parmesan
If he's full of cheesy antics and he's got a white coat, he's Parmesan
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Matzo Ball
If he's a ball of fun, or face-licking adorableness; works if you're Jewish
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Matzo Ball
If he's a ball of fun, or face-licking adorableness; works if you're Jewish
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Rhubarb
Because it's sweet and sour and often made into pies or cobbler
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Rhubarb
Because it's sweet and sour and often made into pies or cobbler
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Kale
Ideal if you lead a healthy lifestyle; also used ironically
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Kale
Ideal if you lead a healthy lifestyle; also used ironically
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Burt Reynolds
Works if he has a moustache
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Burt Reynolds
Works if he has a moustache
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James K. Polk
After the 11th president of the United States
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James K. Polk
After the 11th president of the United States
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Ruffilstiltskins
A play on Rumplestiltskins
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Ruffilstiltskins
A play on Rumplestiltskins
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DMX
Perfect if he looks like the troubled rapper
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DMX
Perfect if he looks like the troubled rapper
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Dwayne
In honor of The Rock
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Dwayne
In honor of The Rock
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Anderson Pooper
A play on the journalist Anderson Cooper
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Anderson Pooper
A play on the journalist Anderson Cooper
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Bark Obama
A play on former President Barack Obama
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Bark Obama
A play on former President Barack Obama
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Brad Sit
A play on Brad Pit
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Brad Sit
A play on Brad Pit
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Bark Wahlberg
After Mark Wahlberg
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Bark Wahlberg
After Mark Wahlberg
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Chuck Norris
Only really funny if it's for a small or fancy dog
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Chuck Norris
Only really funny if it's for a small or fancy dog
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Diggie Smalls
Biggie Smalls would be proud; ideal if your dog loves digging in the yard
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Diggie Smalls
Biggie Smalls would be proud; ideal if your dog loves digging in the yard
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Pawtrick Stewart
Patrick Stewart would LOVE this
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Pawtrick Stewart
Patrick Stewart would LOVE this
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Sir Francis Bacon
Because bacon is everything to a dog, everything
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Sir Francis Bacon
Because bacon is everything to a dog, everything
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William Shakespaw
Perfect if you train your dog to shake paws upon meeting a new person
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William Shakespaw
Perfect if you train your dog to shake paws upon meeting a new person
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Bilbo Fleabaggins
Ideal if you're a Lord of the Rings fan
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Bilbo Fleabaggins
Ideal if you're a Lord of the Rings fan
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C3 Pee-O
Star Wars reference; perfect if your dog has potty training issues
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C3 Pee-O
Star Wars reference; perfect if your dog has potty training issues
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Darth Maul
Must be paired with a harmless, tiny dog
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Darth Maul
Must be paired with a harmless, tiny dog
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Jabba the Mutt
Jabba would be mad, but that just makes it funnier; Star Wars reference
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Jabba the Mutt
Jabba would be mad, but that just makes it funnier; Star Wars reference
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Hamburglar
If your dog goes crazy over hamburgers, this is it
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Hamburglar
If your dog goes crazy over hamburgers, this is it
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McGruff the Crime Dog
This is an old reference, this is glorious; perfect for a dog with a gruff bark
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McGruff the Crime Dog
This is an old reference, this is glorious; perfect for a dog with a gruff bark
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Ramen
If you're a college student, this is even funnier
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Ramen
If you're a college student, this is even funnier
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Spambot
For the dog that will not ever stop
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Spambot
For the dog that will not ever stop
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Snarls Barkley
A play on the singer; perfect for a plump dog
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Snarls Barkley
A play on the singer; perfect for a plump dog
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Jack London
Surprisingly classy for a dog name still
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Jack London
Surprisingly classy for a dog name still

Female Funny Dog Names

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Diggy Azalea
After Iggy Azalea
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Diggy Azalea
After Iggy Azalea
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J.K. Growling
After the famous Harry Potter author
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J.K. Growling
After the famous Harry Potter author
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Katy Pawry
This is great considering Katy Perry's cat is named Kitty Purry
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Katy Pawry
This is great considering Katy Perry's cat is named Kitty Purry
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Rosa Barks
After the amazing Rosa Parks
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Rosa Barks
After the amazing Rosa Parks
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Sinead O' Collar
After the controversial Irish singer
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Sinead O' Collar
After the controversial Irish singer
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Tina Spay
In honor of Tina Fey's humor on SNL
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Tina Spay
In honor of Tina Fey's humor on SNL
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Queen Elizabark
Because the Queen is a dog lover
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Queen Elizabark
Because the Queen is a dog lover
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Vera Fang
After the wedding dress designer Vera Wang
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Vera Fang
After the wedding dress designer Vera Wang
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Lady Lump
Ideal if you have a lazy dog
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Lady Lump
Ideal if you have a lazy dog
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Princess Pee
If your dog has potty training issues
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Princess Pee
If your dog has potty training issues
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Sasha Fierce
If you love Beyonce and your dog is a coward
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Sasha Fierce
If you love Beyonce and your dog is a coward
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Scarlet O'Hairy
After Scarlet O'Hara
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Scarlet O'Hairy
After Scarlet O'Hara
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Virginia Woof
If you're a bookworm, this hits home
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Virginia Woof
If you're a bookworm, this hits home
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Xena Waggly Princess
If your dog is a warrior at heart
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Xena Waggly Princess
If your dog is a warrior at heart
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Doris
Because that's a hilarious name for any dog
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Doris
Because that's a hilarious name for any dog
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Eggroll
If your dog is small and round
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Eggroll
If your dog is small and round
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Milkshake
If she brings all the boys to the yard, and walks around like she owns the place
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Milkshake
If she brings all the boys to the yard, and walks around like she owns the place
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Pancakes
She needs to have a tan coat, though
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Pancakes
She needs to have a tan coat, though
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Pup Tart
Notice, this is surprisingly controversial because of the "tart" part
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Pup Tart
Notice, this is surprisingly controversial because of the "tart" part
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Sneakers
If that's all she ever wears... or eats
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Sneakers
If that's all she ever wears... or eats
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Sweet Pea
It's the cute kind of funny, aww
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Sweet Pea
It's the cute kind of funny, aww
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Yeti
Perfect if your dog is white and fluffy
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Yeti
Perfect if your dog is white and fluffy
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Zippy
If your dog loves to run back and forth everywhere
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Zippy
If your dog loves to run back and forth everywhere
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Pudding
If your dog is either white or brown, this works perfectly
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Pudding
If your dog is either white or brown, this works perfectly
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Waffles
If Pancakes works, then this would also work
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Waffles
If Pancakes works, then this would also work
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Butterball
If your dog is very pudgy, this is it, but a tan coat is in order for it to make sense
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Butterball
If your dog is very pudgy, this is it, but a tan coat is in order for it to make sense
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Queen of Barkness
After "Queen of Darkness"; ideal if your dog is black or otherwise looks evil
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Queen of Barkness
After "Queen of Darkness"; ideal if your dog is black or otherwise looks evil
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Lady Dogiva
A smart play; perfect if you're into history and protesting things
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Lady Dogiva
A smart play; perfect if you're into history and protesting things
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Spanx
If your dog seems to walk like she's modeling, and cares about her figure
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Spanx
If your dog seems to walk like she's modeling, and cares about her figure
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Toodle Lou
It's the equivalent of "girl, bye" in dog form
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Toodle Lou
It's the equivalent of "girl, bye" in dog form

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